Saturday, May 5, 2012

OBAMA CAMPAIGN LAUNCHES IN HALF EMPTY STADIUM (Let The Blame Game Begin)

Obama's excuses for the poor turn out include but are not limited to the following....... - Cinco De Mayo - Japanese Earthquake - Arab Spring - Global Warming - George Bush - The Internet - The cops acted stupidly - Reality - Improper Tire Pressure - His Racist Grandma - Fox News - The NFL Draft - The Death of MCA - Pitbull Sale at Whole Foods - Tax Cuts - Big Algae - George Zimmerman - The TEA Party - El Nino - The Avengers Opening - Scott Walker - Mad Cow Disease - The GOP - The Chevy Volt - Rectal Itch - Nebraska - Jack Ruby - Oil Speculators - Hans Gruber - The Constitution - Ring Worm - Joe Biden ............
....... - Chupacabra - Super Pacs - George Bush - Gov Jan Brewer's Book - The NHL Playoffs - Your SUV - Cash for Clunkers - Sanjaya - Everyone was out looking for their lost dogs - The bad roads he fixed - Sarah Palin - Junior Seau - Dancing with the stars - The GOP - Fredo, Hyman Roth and his Sicilian messenger boy Johnny Ola - Congress - LBJ .............

10 comments:

  1. …Blue-Dog Democrats, Independent voters, the KKK, Pro-Lifers, the Washington Times, Jimmy Carter…

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  2. ... Republican War on Women (they kidnapped 1/3 of all women approaching the stadium) ... Greedy 1% (they bought 1/3 of the tickets and stayed away) ... Ann Romney (VRWC national coordinator for both of previous)

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  3. His dog breath!

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  4. They had to vote early!

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  5. Nebraska??
    I understand how it's Bush's fault, the Japan quake, global warming, the Constitution, Arab spring, etc. but how did it get to be Nebraska's fault, too? :)

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  6. And still nothing from you on GOP election fraud. If Ron Paul had been caught cheating would you find it newsworthy? If you truly care about our country, why give Romney a pass?http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IcgOuuM1VkM#!

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